Pickup Lines

• Did you fart? 'cause you blew me away.
• Are your parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special.
• My Love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
• Do you have a library card? 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
• Is there a mirror in your pants? 'cause I can see myself in them.
• If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
• I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
• Your face reminds me of a spanner*, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
• (man sniffs woman's neck). You smell great! You must have taken TWO baths today.

* Translation: "spanner" is Australian for wrench.

Hat tip to Robin. Thanks!